I wish I was rich. I would love to buy all the clothes that I want to buy. I want everything from http://www.anthropologie.com/. I feel like a selfish person for wanting so much, but I lost all my pregnany weight in like two months and I can't stop thinking about how I want to treat my body to nice things. ...BUT I do not work. I'm officially a SAHM (stay at home mom), so I can only dream about clothes.
When I was pregnant I was fat and poor... I guess that's a lot worse. Now I can at least go look at things and think about wearing it or try it on and let my heart drop.
It's not like I have anywhere to go anyway. I leave the house maybe 3 times a week to go to the grocery store, Walmart, or across the street to eat mexican. I'm such a loser.
Anyway, I invented a new diet. Diet Mountain Dew and candy corn. Not at the same time though because the sugar makes the diet soda fizz up and i think that probably wouldnt be a good party inside the stomach.
I don't know how it worked. I don't actually recommend this diet.
Diet soda kills.
I am officially a working mom, and we're still poor because of the gobs of money we're paying for daycare. I don't even go to the mall because I don't want to see all of the things I can't buy! Ha! But, you're right, at least you're not fat and poor! Things could always be worse!
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