husbands a beach

Remember Sea Monkeys?
What the hell were those things?

One of the first things Justin said to me when he got home from work today was "Would you kill Tyra Banks for $12,000,000?
I think we can all agree that that price is a little high.
I think a more challenging question would be "Would you kill Tyra Banks for $1,200?"
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Money IS tight.
...and those Anthropologie clothes would look mighty nice on my new mommy body.
No.  I'm just kidding.
I couldn't kill anyone for $1,200.
Justin and I spend quite a bit of time asking each other pointless questions and playing "would you rather.."
For some reason Justin's version of "Would you rather.."  is always "Okay if you had to see ____(insert name of someone we know too well)___ or ___(someone else we know too well)___ completely naked for an hour from every angle, including bending down, who would it be?"
The catch is he gets mad if I won't answer but when I do answer he says "EWWWWWWWWW NASTY! YOU WANT TO SEE ___name____ NAKED!"
I learned at a young age how to deal with this ridiculousness.  I DO have a brother that tried to torture me with words when I was little. 
So, I think of the two nastiest people we know and yell "EWWWW" right back in his face when he answers.
Oh, Justin.
He is my best friend for sure (most of the time).
You know you're with the right person when you can act like a complete idiot and they love it.
Most days we stay entertained by seeing who can annoy each other more or say meaner things.
It really feels good to say something really mean and then laugh about it.
It really helps let off some steam with no hard feelings.
It's usually a little something like:
Marissa: "Give me a back massage, I deserve it.  What do you do for this family?!"
Justin: "Shut up or I will hit you really hard."
Marissa: "Okay I love you. Goodnight."
Justin: "I love you too, you sexy thang."

I am in love.



P.s. Justin doesn't actually want to kill Tyra Banks.