to do list for end of the world

The world (as we know it) is going to end.
My mom is sure of it.
So we are already planning what we are going to do when it starts to happen.
My mom, Audrey, and I made a shopping list of things we need to survive on my moms property until the world starts again.

Here is our list:
Baking soda
Extra toothpaste for Audrey
tums
grape vines for wine
new shiny knives to perform C-sections for anyone who's pregnant
cotton seeds to grow cotton and make tampons
anti-biotic for rusty knife c-section infection
nail polish
nail polish remover
chap stick
chop sticks
Clinique 3 step skin care system A TON OF IT
a TON of Bare Minerals
sunscreen
cute sunglasses
a pig.
a chickens
a rooster
weed seeds for medicinal purposes, I wont do it though.
candy corn
cat food for Zoey, Audrey's cat, because shes not allowed to eat our fish my mom said.
a nun to keep us holy
matches and lighters
veggie seeds
a straight jacket
a dwarf goat
guns and ammo
toy pony
pink pony hair dye
tobacco plant....or nicorette for the smokers in our family
string.
lye and lard
sugar
rubber gloves for any baby deliveries
bobby pins
deodorant

This is our rough list of duties amongst our family members:
Mom- gardener, seamstress, smart
Audrey- Laundry, child care, nurse(doctor), surgeon
Nun- child care, holiness, cleaner
Marissa- milk maid, discipline, animal TLCer, dwarf goat milker
Jonny-machine fixer, gun cleanerguy, bouncer
John Smith- leader
Justin- "vice leader", cook, smart and sexy
Jessica- creative director
Evelyn- model, cheerleader
Hunter-manual labor king/muscle
Tara- fancy cook, gardener
Calvin- wine picker outer, grape vine tender tooer
Reed- Frisbee catcher, floor cleaner
Zoey- bowl licker/dishes, mouse patrol
Baby Byelick- *talents yet to be determined
Oscar- blanket
Eli- alarm system
Kai- cheerleader
Beans- Relaxer




That's all for now.